New Game: Nicknames For Liberals & The Media

OK, time for another game. Let's try to come up with some nicknames for liberals and their friends in the liberal media. The only requirement is that the nickname must be unique. I'll go first:

• Democrats: Hypocrats (for their hypocrisy)
• Barney Frank: Fwankenstein, Bonnie Fwank
• New York Times: New Joke Times
• Washington Post: Washington pOst
• Countdown: Meltdown with Keith Losermann

I know you guys probably have lots of good ones, so let's hear 'em!